Permission form for dating my daughter
There are a number of different versions of this going around, so for simplicities sake, let’s talk about this one.Now, I, as a person with a few working brain cells, realize this was written as a joke.If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
BTW, this is the question that made me assume only male applicants would be considered -Number of years they have been married. They had sex before I was born, or at least mom did.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. I added little responses to the rules, even though it doesn't say to.
I don’t know…I wasn’t there ACCESSORIES SECTION -A thru D Yeah, okay.
All valid questions -E He did something stupid and actually got away with it. Well, that’s just funny ESSAY SECTION Well, that’s all valid too REFERENCES SECTION -Church attendance isn’t the only way to demonstrate belief no matter what religion -Wouldn’t it be easier to just call their parents?
Now, you all know I don’t have a daughter, so, obviously the “application” cannot be submitted here.